Modeling? Maskulin

There is no way on earth I could get a six pax abds in a week time
What a bummer !

Just got a call from a reporter
Am about to be featured in the next issue of a men magazine

No bloody way I could get my body ready for that
Well , looks like a new record to be made
Am about to be the fattest model of the magazine I reckon

Doing my best to get in shape
Hope I won't look that bad