
1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
-"crap" is our middle name
2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
-yeah.... golden banana....
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
- true enuf... we are damn tough... hoyyeehhhh...
4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
-b'coz women just cant live without men...
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
-straight to the point... no need to waste time..
6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
-and that made us so popular..
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- yes.... we are "hot"
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
-we are very playful...what to do...what to do..
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- and we wont care about the second one....
10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- so women keep wanting men...
11 Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
- we like to be mysterious...
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
-lava lamps are expensive stuff...
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
- and whose fault is that????
hhehehe..sorry ladies, just joking... have a nice day
3 comments:
huh! jahat~~
dh la smlm tgh mamai erk?
kau memang rajin giller update sih...
haha-aku nak tambah satu lagi sifat unversal laki: ~perasan~
*main2 aje deh..jgn mrh deh!*
eh yun, kat sini pon ade?? & so agree with you.. men so perasan these days.. kehekeh..
i so loike this entry.. and my fav is number 4.. so true.. only god knows why women need a blender..
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