I'm on weekend holiday mood. just copied this from somewhere. very2 funny. Wishing happy birthday to yani and cik sue. here are some photos from their bday party last nite.. semoga panjang umur n murah rezeki cik sue n yani... take care.
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employe e = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item heneeds.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 itemthat she doesn't need
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future untilshe gets a husband.
A man never worries about the futureuntil he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes moremoney than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can findsuch a man
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you mustunderstand him a lot and love him alittle.
To be happy with a woman, you mustlove her a lot and not try tounderstandher at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than singlemen do,
but married men are a lot morewilling to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in anyargument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOUABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me atweddings,
poking me in the ribs andcackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing thesame thing to them at funerals..jpg)
thanks to the host for last nite party, good food, enjoy it very2 much!!!
2 comments:
hensem adik akak ngan baju pink panther nye...
you look like you're having loads of fun over there!!
salam maulidur rasul...
*ish kak red ni, laju btul tak sempat akakkk nak post dulu..
and which is sue & which is yani? the 1 in brown tudung is cute!
I loikeeee... "A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the futureuntil he gets a wife."
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