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Monday, December 31, 2007

Dr Hannan ???

I was laughing my heart out when I read the latest entry from kak lawa :) . Hahahah.. Is there another Dr Hannan in Malaysia? I'm wondering. I thought my name is odd enuf for a male doc! Apparently, another parent had the same idea :) . I woke up at 7 am today , which is considered preety much early since today is a holiday. Well, the truth was, I woke up that early becoz I need to go to the toilet. ( and solat subuh of course!!!) . heheh. Then, I decided to stay awake since I need to settle some errand later on. So, I decided to write about my experience here , dealing with female patient :). A reminder here, I'm still a medical student, so technically - this isnt a doc experience :) . But, I bet some docs will agree with me.


Dear readers , as u all know that I've been studying medical here , in moscow , Russia since 2002. Technically, now I'm a final year student. I've been thru a lot here. ( but not as much as a real doc ). Ok, back to my experience with female patients :). As Kak Lawa said that there is a doc who tried to molest her ( is it the rite word , "molest" , kak lawa?) I cant deny that , there are such docs in the world. Bcoz it's proven by the cases brought to the courts. But, for me - everytime I put my white coat on. Everytime I put the stethoscope around my neck - my sex urges for women - basically is gone!!! I dont know why, but most probably because , being a doctor is the most nobel thing in my life :) . Plus, here ( in moscow)- we are totally used to that. U dont have to ask the patient to take their cloth off when u need to check them. There are well informed. Especially at the gynaecology department. During the vaginal inspection, the patients didnt give a damn if there are male students around. At the medical department, in the female ward, each time I want to do the heart percussion or auscultation, the female patients just simply remove their shirt off! Even thou they didnt have to do so! But, since by doing so , it would help the docs ; they have no complain and understood it very well. Furthermore, during my obstetric posting, every morning I have to watch 5-6 women giving birth - LIVE. By LIVE, i mean , standing next to the doc who's delivering the baby and lookin straight at the vagina. ( and waiting until hours!!!) Same thing during the abortion process and the C-section. So, what else left to be seen? In conclusion, u dont have to be worry about me being a "gatal" doc occay :). I've seen enuf!

Ok, but here's another story about a dentist!


Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."

Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

SMILE SMILE AND SMILE ... .. just another JOKE ! Happy new year 2008!!!

15 comments:

Princess Redbloodsnow said...

erkksss!!!...

**jap2..aku nk magin da situation jap**

errkkkssss!!!....errkkkssss!!! n more...erkkksss!!!

mmg patut pown ko neh nk jd doc
klu aku ler...sure dh pengsan, pitam, passed out, leput **bhs swak :D**...errr ape lagik ek words yg ke arah pengsan ek..if ever nengok darah...

A lil blood can make me juz lauhing
but too much blood...can make my face gone WHITE!!!

:D

waliz said...

i didnt know wht kak lawa wrote ab ths gatal doc but i pretty damn sure it was an isolated case..

and hannan..wht u said is true..u seen enough! period!

Ziana said...

sbb tuh laa ziana nih ditakdirkan bukan jd Doc..
kekecik dulu slalu ckp ngan cikgu nk jd Doc...

me takot darah
:(

camne tuh Doc Hannan??
:)

Hannan said...

zie - what to do.. i just love bbbllooddd.. hehehehe...

waliz - u damn rite babe... ahahahha..

ziana - kalau semua orang jadi doc nanti, sape nak jadi engineer kan? hhehehe...

TIRAI HIDUP said...

hannan..i did not mention about the word 'gatal'..no such word in my n3..I just kena bully ..uuwwaa!!Sumpah i x kata doktor gatal laa!!If i meet him again pon I x marah .x dendam..just wanna share the story with all of u!
Too shy to face doktor muda -muda ni mak oi!!Tapi dah sakit lantak jer ler..sebab ingat dia yg nak selamatkan nyawa kita..
hope one day I will meet u la hannan..at that time i nak pretend sakit...sakit buat-buat cos wanna to meet u face to face ahaks hahhahhaahaha!!!Nak bully DrHannan...Dr.hannan kat Baling tu memang x der semua cerita tu rekaan semata-mata just tokok tambah jer...hehe
At last I get good response from Dr.muda ni ..hikhik!Sorry kak lawa hang noty ni..

Mrs. Sheikh said...

erkk...nanti aku nak beranak aku jumpe ko la boleh? erkkk lariiiiii...
ampun ...

A Z R A said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HOPE 2008 BRINGS YOU MORE LAUGHTER, MORE JOY, MORE PROSPERITY, MORE GOOD HEALTH AND MORE MORE MORE!

flutterby said...

i like all the medical jokes you put up here. lol. happy new year. have a great one ;)

Hannan said...

kak lawa - hehehe.. sorry.. i was just fooling around :)

mrs sheikh - aik... tinggi sungguh cita2mu itu... hhahaha.. kawin la dulu....

azra - thanks babe!

flutterby - happy new year to u too!

echah_syed said...

doc...hehehe

cheQ malu laa kalo jumpa doc yg emsem..serius!!



~ baru2 ni precious demam pastu gi jumpa indian doc..punyer la ensemm..

~ terkedu precious..siap sms cheQ ckp gigil satu bdn..lawak laa

~ hepi new year doc..sebaya ngn my precious laa..bole kol me mama pun..

Mrs. Sheikh said...

nan,

ermm..kalo kawin dgn pakar ortopedik camne??hehehehe

TIRAI HIDUP said...

sah hannan ni kalau balik M'sia kang jd rebutan pesakit dia kan popular jd Doktor Pojaan Malaya..bukan Malayalam tauu..hahha
Sah Hospital tutup sebab selalu jadi huru hara pesakit tunjuk perasaan minta dirawat olah Hannan!!!Pesakit egar sah laa..mama Combi tu...ulang pi sepital hingga lunyai rumput tempat parking...tooooot!!!

Hannan said...

ahahaha.. ade ke sampai camtu skali ek...
iskh2... :)

pearlEJ said...

hihihi.. x kan x der nafsu langsung?? tak kan jantung xder dup dap dup langsung kot?? ermmm... mushkil2... :p

mummysyafie said...

nice pic nan..serius..pandai edit!