the inner voice

went to pick up sohpie n jed from the jetty yesterday. 2 of them went to perhentian island again. Me being a good host, gave them a ride and send them to the bus station. All sophie had to do was a pose with vlv. Well, I dont need to ask her for this one , she pretty much volunteered :P

"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

I reckon I should change this blog title to " pandora box into being a good wife/gf". Well , what can I say - being a man does give me a lot of views about women. I'm not telling you ( ladies ) what to do - I'm just giving the insider tips on what best for ur marriage and relationship. Above everything , the most important thing in relationship are honesty , trust and good lies.

For men - we dont need to hear the word " I LOVE YOU" everyday. All we needed is a little time watching football and f1 - that means more than I love you. When the team wins , it means I love u more.

When a wife tells the husband " Darling , why dont u go to the mamak and watch football with ur frens , I'll be home with the kids and knitting while watching martha stewart , See u later "

The husband interpret that sentence as "Darling , my love to u is deeper than the everything , go and refresh urselves than we'll make love tonite! "

That's how the mind of genius works. By genius - I mean the man's brain.

BUT , when the husband says " Darling aaa.. my frens are waiting at the mamak , we want to watch man utd trashs chelsea tonite , dont wait up aaa.. make sure the kids do their homework.. see u in the morning "

the husband really means " Dear beloved - urs truly need to go out and fight the battle, to kill the immotal bastard , dont wait for me , but I promise u - I'll be back with a bouquet a red roses and a diamond necklace , kiss the kids goodnite for me...... "

Somehow , the wives hardly understand the inner voice of men. Sigh.. such a dissapointment.

and the wife says " u aaaa crazy aaa? everyday also like that. Watch football la, f1 la, wrestling aaaa, skiing aa., I pray that ur team will lose tonite - u dont love me just say la... I'll go back to my mom's house tonite.. u take the kids to the mamak with tu.."