Well , I've been wanting to write this for months but I didnt have the time yet. Since I'm pretty much free rite now , ladies - pay attention !
According to what I've been reading lately , there are more women compared to men on this planet earth , not by a very big margin thou. Correct me if I'm wrong.
So, I came out with this new theory , let's call it han's theory occay?
Imagine, one small town , with population of 10000 ppl. Out of that, there are 3000 ppl ( men n women ) aged btwn 20-35. This group ( 20-35) is the biggest group who are looking for relationship or in the relationship
Therefore, in this small town there are 3000 young ppl. (aged 20-35)
Since there are more women , let's make it 1400 men and 1600 ladies shall we?
Ok, here's the bomb,
Out of 1400 men , and 1600 women , let's say half of them are married... which left 700 men and 800 ladies.
Then, out of 700 men - 100 decided to be gay and another 100 decided to be "pondan" which left 500 single men. Then, another 100 is dying of HIV or lung cancer - which left 400 healthy men. Another 50 were sent to the jail for diff type of accusasation. Now, we only have 350 men in the town. Out of 350 - 10 being killed during "merempit" and one being charged with sodomy , 9 are heavy drinker and another 30 are addicted to drugs... which now.. only 300 men are available for healthy relationship with 800 women...
to be continued....
10 comments:
wah.. menakutkan..
aiyok..sorang lelaki ada 4 bini still tak cukup lorr
salam perkenalan, begitulah lumrah alam sekarang, pompuan lagi ramai pada lelaki. kat sekolah dulu pun lam class, pompuan yang menang
hahahah very witty! yup but it's true... now tell me what will happen next...kene jage2 ni
aiseyman...2 b continue laakkkk...
ermm..citer le cepat skit..kang i pi kl kang tinggal dah niii
yeah... that's why, at this age i'm still single. Most of my boy-friends; 50% married, 15% engaged, 10% in serious relationship, 25% playboy-no-husband-material, 8% single but afraid to commit serious relationship and 2% are pondan or gay.
so how?? should i hunt for married guy out there... MATI LA...
by the way, Salam perkenalan!
salam han..
alamak anti-climax la..k.meen baru nak buat calculation ni tetiba to be continued plak hehe..apapun, setuju sgt ngan phatabulous tu..tapi at the end kita kena percaya jugak la jodoh pertemuan tu Tuhan dah tentukan..its all about time, cepat or lambat.
~ mcm kak meen yg dah terlambat ni..still hunting...hihi
kkakakakakaka... yer laa yer laaa... lelaki gak yg untung... :p
apa ni doc..
tgntung citer tu ;)
*tp mmg btul pun laki ckit bbnding wanita rite now :)
pergh....fakta yg agak scary ni...huhuhu
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