As a doctor , I have treated so many illness and diseases
And yet there is one thing I could not fix... Yes.. A broken heart
But at times, in my mind.. I come out with my variable answer
Patient : doctor! I am heartbroken...
Surgeon : let's chop it out rite now
Anaesthetist : occay, let me give u something to take the pain away
Medical : well... There are 1000 thing that can cause that... We need to run 100 blood test and we ll figure thing out by end of the year...
Psy : listen carefully... U have no heart... U are empty inside... Here.. Have some candies...
Ortho surgeon : we ll put some screw and plate here and there... Then we do check x ray after that...then we put more plate and screws
OnG : I need to check ur vagina first then we talk about ur heart ..
GP : yes.. U come to the right place... I am the specialist of heart broken... We have the most expensive drug for that and u need to come every week for check up yeah.... And here is the bills