Jom sambung cerita Happy Town kite !The chief minister ( which is me ) had meeting with his ministers to solve the big problem ( the desperate housewives problem )
The ministers came out with differents views....
" Kasi jer lelaki kawin 4.... chief minister kene start dulu" said one of the minister,
" No, we need to import more men to our town... let's call the African ! Harian Metro said that Malaysian women prefer them ( the african ) ... the ladies said that the africans are more romantic " said the newly appointed minister.
" I disgree! " the road and highway minister totally freaking out! " I said let's call the Indian! they are more heavy duty.
" and I'll give 1 million to each of them " added the sport minister
"Enough! Let's hear what the chief minister think. He's the smartest among us! " said the Deputy chief minister smiling at the chief minister...
and finally the chief minister opened his mouth ... and his eyes too.. :P ( yes.. my ministers are really boring ! )
" I think... first and foremost , we need to increase the petrol price.. and the diesel too of course.."
" that's the best idea ever! " one of the minister replied .
Then I continued..
" we need to increase the prices of other stuff too... therefore everyone ( except us ) will be poor. When everyone is poor , relationship and marriage are the last thing on the citizen mind. Some of them might choose suicide , some might migrate , some might become monks, some might join the green peace and some might just get married to their blogs... u know, those bloggers who has nothing to do but spend hours and hours in front of the screen, living in the self made virtual life"
the meeting room is in complete silence and all the ministers are nodding , totally amazed with the chief minister great idea.
then the chief minister added ..
" if the everything works as planned, my economist advisor reckon that , after all the suicide and the migration... we could banished all the reminder single men and women. Therefore, problem solved"
to be continued..
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6 comments:
hahahhaa. =)))
so the polygamy-thingy is out of list la kn? keh8
cerita ini penuh dgn makna tersirat. Boleh buat buku mesti dapat bestseller. teruskan menulis...
tak sabar nak tunggu sambungan nie.. =P
ada sambungan lagi ker??
but somehow about choosing the suicide, easy-killing-thing seem very logical nowadays...
mati la, nanti ramai yang jadi tok sami, kawin dengan blog pun ade... hua hua hua.. pandai betul chief minister punya idea...
eh i got another option to chief minister, how about we call for help from other countries to bomb happy town, or kill especially the women because suicide is a BIG SIN! cannot go to heaven maa....
LOL~!!! an unexpected turn-out~! can't wait for the next part!!
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