Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date "
1 MAY , happy labour's day to all the hardworking workers out there! Enjoy ur one day off. U totally deserve it!
P/S - chelsea has won the other semi final, meaning they r gonna be beaten by man utd at moscow in 3 weeks time!